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Yeah guess what...it's me, fuck face, again. Isn't that great...the moment i revived the blog, i start blogging. =) Now that's wad a reponsible blogger should fucking be like.

Now today...i am gonna talk about fucking McDonalds cos i feel that i've fucking outgrown the kiddy stage of collect asscrap happy meals collectibles n i think their food fucking sucks. Yeah it sucks shit.

N u noe what...I HATE THOSE FUCKING MCDONALDS MASCOTS! They're fugly for goodness sake...stop scaring kids u mother fuckers!

Let's first take a look at the logo.

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There u go. I'M LOVING IT?! I'm not fucking loving it for christ sake...i hate it! Now wad kind of fucked up logo is that anyway. Were the designers paid minimum wages when they had to come up wif a logo? So much that they just cldnt be bothered n submitted an alphabet 'M' n that's it! N den some fucktard fr the directors' board thinks it's fucking cool n creative n just fucking accepted the idea. -_- Fuck it. I mean look at it. Where's the originality? Draw 2 fucking raisins on the 2 peaks of the 'M' n u get 2 fucking tits. I wld hv preferred that.

Now we shall take a look at the main characters.

First up we have Ronald Mcdonalds. Shitball.

Oh yeah u're right u asshole. MACFUCKING KILL URSELF! I owayss thought that clown of one scary mother fucker. Look at his fucked up make up. Like who the hell ever gives himself such thick big lips, n perm his hair to look lyk some fucked up pubic hair? N to make it worse...he dyes the pubic hair RED. -_- For christ sake...get a life MACFUCK. Ur image just totally sucked balls. Dump that flipper shoes of urs...u're gonna kill like a million ants with just one step of ur ginormous foot.

Next up...Grimace the big purple fuck.

Like y the hell do u even exist u purple freak?! U're not even half as cute as Barney who happens to be as purplely as u. I mean Barney's arse as huge as urs...but at least he's proportionate cos he has a big head. But u just fucking look like a rice dumpling god dammit! Oh yeah n u noe wad's even more interesting...

Look...there's Grimace fucked up house. It looks like Barney's testicles to me! Like why the hell would someone live in someone else's balls?! Fucktard Grimace would. -_-

Next up...Hamburglar. What a creative name. -_-

Hello Macfuck! Ds asshole is trying to steal ur bloody burgers n u're still smiling away?! U're even sharing ur bloody burgers with him u dimwit! What are u reflecting on those kids out there?! It's ok to steal cos the victim wldnt fucking mind n wld even take a pic wif u n the loot? U mother fucking assholes.

Yeah that's wad kids will say next time after commiting a crime...FUCK THE POLICE. Fuck them hard!

Last but not least...

Birdie...stupid feather fucking bird bitch. Hate tt fucked up smiley face of urs. Fuck off. N why the hell is ds Birdie so tanned anyway? She's from India? Or has she just been barbequed? Whatever...i dun give a fuck. Just shoot her.

Yeah...i'm so gonna condemn McDonalds unless their food standard fucking improves. I feel like i'm eating shit nowadays when i enter McDonalds. There's barely any choices for fuck's sake.

Fuck balls.

Your Mother Fucker,
-lOrnie`J-

1:24 AM

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Since 13 August 2005

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